Arts & Entertainment

America's Got Talent, 101 Ways To Leave A Game Show, Roseanne's Nuts

Tips for TV viewing

America’s Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC

So we have added Silhouettes, Daniel Joseph Baker, Smages Brothers Riding Shows and male pole dancer Steven Retchless. Yes, it’s true. America voted for the male pole dancer. And for the record, the magician should’ve gone instead of those motocross boys. I find that act ridiculously dull. Unless, of course, the kid ends up getting smushed. That would be exciting.

101 Ways To Leave A Game Show, 9 p.m., ABC

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“Players are eliminated by being attached to an anchor and sunk, launched out of a cannon, dropped into shark-infested waters and dumped into the ocean in a cart of fish.” Dear 101, Will you marry me?

Roseanne’s Nuts, 10 p.m., Lifetime

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I am a Roseanne Barr fan. Loved the show, always loved her chutzpah. Of course it makes perfect sense if Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers and various random people in The OC and Jersey have reality shows that Roseanne would have one too. This one takes place on her macadamia nut farm in Hawaii. Tonight, “Roseanne is invited to sing the national anthem at a local softball game; Roseanne enlists her friend's help in rehearsing.” We remember the first time she did that it did not go so well for her.


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